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Der Guru Pitka bekommt einen heiklen Auftrag von der Besitzerin einer Eishockeymannschaft. Er soll der Mannschaft dabei helfen, ihre jährige Pechsträhne zu beenden und ein wichtiges Speil zu gewinnen. Doch ausgerechnet jetzt hat der wichtigste. Der Love Guru (Originaltitel: The Love Guru) ist eine US-amerikanische Filmkomödie aus dem Jahr Regie führte Marco Schnabel, das Drehbuch. Mike Myers hoffte wohl, dass "Der Love Guru" nach "Wayne's World" und "Austin Powers" sein neuestes Franchise werden könnte. Aber der Film fiel international​. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers). Aber um es vorwegzunehmen:»Love Guru«ist nicht so degoutant, wie es die Kritiken befürchten ließen. Er ist aber auch nicht so gut, wie man es vom ersten Mike.

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Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade. Der Love Guru ein Film von Marco Schnabel mit Mike Myers, Jessica Alba. Inhaltsangabe: Andere Kinder kommen in den Kindergarten, Guru Pitka (Mike Myers). Komplette Handlung und Informationen zu Der Love Guru. Als Baby wurde Pitka vor den Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er wurde von Gurus. Love Guru

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The love Guru intro 9 to 5 Der Love Guru. Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) ist mit unendlicher Weisheit gesegnet, im internationalen Erleuchtungs-Geschäft aber nur die Nummer Zwei. Gerade. Komplette Handlung und Informationen zu Der Love Guru. Als Baby wurde Pitka vor den Toren eines Aschrams in Indien gefunden, und er wurde von Gurus. Der Love Guru: Sendetermine · Streams · DVDs · Cast & Crew. Der Love Guru. Nach "Austin Powers" zieht der Kultkomiker der 90er-Jahre die Zunft der selbsternannten US-Heilsbringer durch den Kakao. Public Enemies. Mike MyersMichael De Luca. Justin Timberlake. The Love Guru. Themen

Peter Bradshaw. Myers has this unerringly creepy way of delivering punchlines straight to camera and laughing like a ninny.

He does it too quickly - almost desperately - as if he knows the audience won't be chuckling once the joke is told.

Leigh Paatsch. Watching this feels like you're being repeatedly dumped by the love of your life. Kaleem Aftab. No doubt, I'm not the target demographic for this movie.

And I could be wrong. But I'd be shocked, and dismayed, if it's a hit, and even more shocked and dismayed if it begets a new Mike Myers franchise.

Brian D. For the first half hour of this badly misconceived Mike Myers movie, I did not laugh. Annie Wagner. Mark Asch. Simon Miraudo.

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How did you buy your ticket? View All Videos 1. View All Photos Movie Info. Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka Myers who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples.

As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help.

While Pitka's methods are decidedly unorthodox, they may be the only means of ensuring that the Toronto Maple Leafs win the coveted Stanley Cup.

His estranged wife has recently begun dating L. Kings star Jacques Grande Justin Timberlake in a vengeful effort to send her husband's career into a tailspin, and when Roanoke starts to falter on the ice, the whole team starts to suffer.

As their visions of leading the Maple Leafs to the Stanley Cup are quickly going up in flames, team owner Jane Bullard Jessica Alba and Coach Cherkov Verne Troyer enlist the aid of the world's best-known relationship expert in restoring the peace between Roanoke and his wife, and getting their team back on track to the championships.

PG for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references. Marco Schnabel.

Mike Myers , Graham Gordy. Sep 16, Mike Myers as Guru PitkaHimself. Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard. Justin Timberlake as Jacques Grande.

Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke. Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov. Did someone tell her she was a comedienne?

And Justin Timberlake -- well, no wonder he wears a wig and moustache throughout. Ironically, though the material is definitely for teen-aged boys, they probably won't go to see it because of the title.

It'll maybe have one weekend, then go flaccid. Incidentally, the only truly memorable line in the entire mess is from Verne Troyer in an outtake run with the credits.

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His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

Director: Marco Schnabel. Writers: Mike Myers , Graham Gordy. Added to Watchlist. From metacritic. Golden Raspberry: Worst Picture.

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Roger Ebert gave the film 1 out of 4 stars, writing, "Myers has made some funny movies, but this film could have been written on toilet walls by callow adolescents.

Every reference to a human sex organ or process of defecation is not automatically funny simply because it is naughty, but Myers seems to labor under that delusion.

Harry Knowles of Ain't It Cool News was disgusted with the film, considering it one of the worst films of at least the past several years and going so far as to declare it a career-killing film for Myers.

Mick LaSalle of San Francisco Chronicle was one of the few major critics who did not write the film off completely, stating "Mike Myers' new comedy, "The Love Guru," is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

Myers later poked fun at the film's failure in an appearance on the December 20, episode of Saturday Night Live , where he appeared as Dr.

Evil a character from his far more successful Austin Powers series , giving advice to Sony Pictures on its cancellation of the release of The Interview : "if you really want to put a bomb in a theater, do what I did: put in The Love Guru.

Before the film's release, some Hindus expressed unhappiness about how Hindus are portrayed, the disrespect of their culture and the bad impression that it would give those not well exposed to Hinduism , while some gave a cautious welcome, asking other Hindus to look at it as satire and not the truth.

Based on the movie's trailer and MySpace page, Zed said The Love Guru "appears to be lampooning Hinduism and Hindus" and uses sacred terms frivolously.

He told The Associated Press , "People are not very well versed in Hinduism, so this might be their only exposure They will have an image in their minds of stereotypes.

They will think most of us are like that. Paramount Pictures agreed to provide the Hindu American Foundation an opportunity to pre screen the film as soon as it had a complete work print of the film, but did not do this.

HAF agreed to view the film to be able to inform the American Hindu community in light of concerned inquiries that were reported to its national headquarters.

The reviewers concluded that the film was vulgar and crude but not necessarily anti-Hindu. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

For Kannada-language movie, see Love Guru film. Theatrical release poster. Spyglass Entertainment. Retrieved America Online.

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Scott New York Times. San Francisco Chronicle. Awards for The Love Guru. Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture.

Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Screenplay. David Shapiro

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His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

Director: Marco Schnabel. Writers: Mike Myers , Graham Gordy. Added to Watchlist. From metacritic. Golden Raspberry: Worst Picture.

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How did you buy your ticket? View All Videos 1. View All Photos Movie Info. Austin Powers trilogy star Mike Myers collaborates with writer Graham Gordy for this comedy concerning a self-help guru named Pitka Myers who devotes his life to unknotting the romantic entanglements of troubled couples.

As a young child, Pitka is abandoned at the gates of an ashram in India and taken in by kindly gurus. An American by birth, Pitka absorbs the lessons taught to him by his teachers and later returns to the United States to become a leading authority on spirituality and self-help.

While Pitka's methods are decidedly unorthodox, they may be the only means of ensuring that the Toronto Maple Leafs win the coveted Stanley Cup.

His estranged wife has recently begun dating L. Kings star Jacques Grande Justin Timberlake in a vengeful effort to send her husband's career into a tailspin, and when Roanoke starts to falter on the ice, the whole team starts to suffer.

As their visions of leading the Maple Leafs to the Stanley Cup are quickly going up in flames, team owner Jane Bullard Jessica Alba and Coach Cherkov Verne Troyer enlist the aid of the world's best-known relationship expert in restoring the peace between Roanoke and his wife, and getting their team back on track to the championships.

PG for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some comic violence and drug references. Marco Schnabel.

Mike Myers , Graham Gordy. Sep 16, Mike Myers as Guru PitkaHimself. Jessica Alba as Jane Bullard.

Justin Timberlake as Jacques Grande. Romany Malco as Darren Roanoke. Verne Troyer as Coach Punch Cherkov. Meagan Good as Prudence Roanoke.

Manu Narayan as Rajneesh. John Oliver as Dick Pants. Stephen Colbert as Jay Kell. Jim Gaffigan as Trent Lueders. Ben Kingsley as Guru Tugginmypuddah.

Robert Blake as Himself. Omid Djalili as Guru Satchabigknoba. Telma Hopkins as Lillian Roanoke. Jessica Simpson as Herself.

Deepak Chopra as Himself. Rob Blake as Himself. Kanye West as Himself. Mariska Hargitay as Herself.

Daniel Tosh as Cowboy Hat. Ron Huebel as Frat Guy. Rob Grfroerer as Sickly Nerd. Linda Kash as Female Reporter.

Bob Bainborough as Assitant Coach. Rob Gfroerer as Sickly Nerd. Gotham Chopra as Deepak Early 20s. Suresh John as Indian Man.

Trevor Heins as Young Pitka. Autam Chopra Aka as Deepkak Early 20's. Jaan Padda as Young Deepak. Mike Nahrgang as Angry Fan. Matt Baram as EMT.

Boyd Banks as EMT. Samantha Bee as Cinnabon Cashier. Garry Robbins as Biker. Peter Schoelier as Uncle Jack. Ben Gans as Goal Post Judge.

Taylor Flood as Year-Old Girl. Alexia Filippeos as Year-Old Girl. Shakti Kupil as Sanjay. Graham Gordy as DJ. Jahlani Bishop as Children's Church Choir.

Zoia Davis as Children's Church Choir. Donna Ellis as Children's Church Choir. Jazmine Jeffrey as Children's Church Choir.

Danielle Johnson as Children's Church Choir. Carlisa Lewis as Children's Church Choir. Elyssa Marshall as Children's Church Choir.

Jamila Mason as Children's Church Choir. Nathaniel Robinson as Children's Church Choir. Helen Semmunigus as Children's Church Choir. Daniel Skeete as Children's Church Choir.

Kadesha Webb as Children's Church Choir. Clarice Gillard as Children's Church Choir. Raemiah Dorrington as Children's Church Choir.

Knikole Frans as Children's Church Choir. Adisa Liburd as Children's Church Choir.

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